Keep the nipple sexy

Mom, you may not want to read this one. That warning should be enough for everyone else too.

 

 

 

 

 

I keep seeing all these posts about freeing the nipple, allowing women to go topless in public. I wholeheartedly support this movement. However there is something toxic buried in there. A strong desire to remove association with sex from the nipple and the breast in general. Fuck that shit. Tits are sexy. Lets allow tits to be sexy. This is basically just one giant kink shame on the entire male portion of the heteronormative community, not to much large sections of the queer community.

People love boobs and nipples. They’re fun to lick, pinch, flick, suck, hell sometimes slap, whip, or otherwise abuse. And there a number of boobs that are very fuckable. Would you tell someone with a foot fetish to stop looking at feet as a place to lay their dick? I hope not, you prude fuck. Let people enjoy things.

For real though, I think that’s entirely the wrong way to free the nipple. I suppose whatever gets it done is better, because those poor things have been locked away for far too long. I understand that alot of the movement is focused on breast feeding and letting women feed their children naturally without being shamed or stared at lustily. And I’m all for that. I don’t think we should force mothers to hide behind curtains to take care for their babies. I get that being stared at a piece of a sex meat(…does anyone else think that would be a good name for a product?) while giving nourishment to a fragile protohuman. I mean there’s an argument to be made that biologically men are designed to at that point grab the baby, spike it like a football, than drag the mother back somewhere else so she’ll have a different progeny to raise. So it’s probably equally biological to be freaked out seeing men stare, whether in lust or disgust(or both as is more likely for the prudish) and definitely creepy just based on our current social rules. So I’m with you on why you want to desexify the boobie.

In my opinion thought the better course would be to attack the problem. Cause women being forced to hide their beautiful (and in some cases…not so beautiful) breasts is but a symptom of the puritan and victorian values on sex that we still cling to for some reason. Sex is still a taboo here. We don’t discuss it in polite company. Hell I put up a warning telling my mom she might not want to read my opinions on nipples. We’re both adults, that shouldn’t be an awkward conversation…but it is. We hide sex from each other and hide all mention of it from our kids, so they stumble through their first experiences like a blind man trying to make a sandwich in a kitchen he’s never been in before. We stare at boobs the way we do not because they are sexualized, but because sexualization is a thing we are afraid of.

So lets keep the nipple sexy ok? It’s a fairly universal fun part. Hell let’s make men’s nipples more sexy, cause god if it isn’t fun when they get touched. Instead lets try to grow up as a society and maybe not be so scared of the thing that literally created all of us. Talk about sex more people, do it in public. Fuck it, Have sex more in public. No reason people shouldn’t be able to give a quick HJ in the park during a picnic. It’s just a fun activity two or more consenting adults do together. We let people play soccer in the park, and at the end of the day, they really are basically the same thing. My assignment to you is now to consensually touch someone in public sexually….or just have a conversation about it. On second thought the latter is probably better.

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